On VMworld's Opening Day, a Volley from Microsoft

In years past, Microsoft actually put up a booth at VMware's VMworld trade show. But a series of incidents—including a classic stunt in 2008 that VMware described as "shenanigans", and Microsoft's own entry in the hypervisor-based virtualization market, Hyper-V—has resulted in a decided cooling of relations between the two companies. So this year, Microsoft took a more professional competitive tact.

That's right. It released a hilarious video about VMware on YouTube.

The video features a 1970s vibe, complete with the airbrush-painted van, and a Josh Brolin clone in the main role as Tad. We're talking handlebar mustaches, leather coats, vests, bell bottom pants, and tiger prints. Yes, in the van.

"He's locked in an 8-track world," the video narrator says. "And he's got a one-track mind." The company Tad represents? VMLimited—a clear stand-in for VMware.

And you thought shenanigans were a thing of the past.

Of course, there's a serious point behind the fun. "Some IT providers claim they have a cloud solution, but they really offer something less," Microsoft notes in the text accompanying the video. "They don't offer common management tools that allow you to easily manage and migrate across your private and public clouds. They don't allow you to manage deep within your applications. And they require licensing that charges more, the more you use."

The video links to Microsoft's private cloud website, which now provides a whitepaper detailing the differences between Microsoft's and VMware's private cloud approaches. Which you should read. But in the meantime, do enjoy the video. It's good stuff.

Discuss this Article 13

infiniteloop
on Aug 30, 2011
Is this the new Windows Phone Ad? Are you sure thats not Jerry Seinfeld? Isn't Microsoft calling a competitor 'stuck in the past' somehow ironic?
chuckb84
on Aug 30, 2011
My only technical comment is that "the cloud" needs at -least- 4 9's of reliability before I'm interested. And it'll never get that, simply because the electrical grid isn't that good. You only need a very small amount of business downtime to create lost business and lost productivity that far, far outweigh any cost advantages of cloud solutions. As for this video, it's atrocious. Ineffective, heavy handed, overdraw, and not the least bit funny. About like the iPhone funeral they had in Redmond. That's actually REALLY funny now, but not the way Microsoft meant it to be. Microsoft can do funny videos, the classic "If Microsoft Made the iPod Packaging" is sidesplittingly funny. Too bad they didn't learn anything from it.
jersey72
on Aug 30, 2011
The cloud is perfect in certain situations. Quite a few months back .NET Rocks had a guest from the Chicago Tribune on discussing how they were using Windows Azure to process photos into different sizes for their website and print publications. That's something that needs a lot of processing power and several servers to maintain. If you're unable to access the cloud for whatever reason, it's something that could be done in-house if needed, or depending on the photos might not be mission critical. (Oh, and Microsoft allows you to host Windows Azure implementations locally that you can use in conjunction with (or instead of) their servers). It's also great for up-to-medium sized organizations for mail management. Rather than paying IT folks to manage the servers, let someone else do it for a much cheaper price tag. And that's not even to mention the savings on power & cooling. I have clients using both Windows Azure and SQL Azure for public facing applications. And the ability to create the VM from scratch and upload it is extremely attractive. It's not for everyone, it's not for all data, but it is a very attractive solution for many organizations and situations.
jersey72
on Aug 30, 2011
@R- Absolutely. And it's not for everyone. Oh, and the commercial was worth a few chuckles.
MSTAYLOR
on Aug 31, 2011
@chuck - You are right on the availability issue. Regarding the video, I disagree. If you've ever dealt with Enterprise IT sales people, you would get more of the humor. You know the only differnce between a used car salesman and an IT salesman is that the used car salesman knows when he is lying, right? This guy's facial expressions were hilarious and spot on!
infiniteloop
on Sep 1, 2011
@tayme: " the only differnce [sic] between a used car salesman and an IT salesman is that the used car salesman knows when he is lying, right?" Could read: " the only differnce [sic] between infiniteloop and tayme is that infiniteloop knows when he is being pompous, right?" Sorry couldn't resist. That video is decidedly unfunny. You should get out more.
scottm99999
on Aug 30, 2011
@infiniteloop, I see Apple's iCloud offering as no different than other cloud vendors. Their service is new, and, as yet, unproven with regards to confidentiality, integrity, and availability. I think tayme is spot-on with his assessment: cloud may be ready for some personal use, but not yet for business.
MSTAYLOR
on Aug 30, 2011
@forkieboy - You are correct. In a highly regulated business such as healthcare or financial institutions we are quite a ways from being able to rely upon "the cloud" to store files -whether they are backup files, application data, or applications themselves. In some cases, we aren't even allowed to use a company such as Irno Mountain to store physical backup media without dual custody during transportation up to the point that the tapes are vaulted at the Iron Mountain site. "The cloud" may work fine in the consumer electronic market for storing musinc and video files...but that does not mean that it is ready for widespread usage with important, confidential data.
forkieboy
on Aug 30, 2011
The cloud concept relies on a level of confidence in the providers of internet access, data security, and software versions, that I can't currently allowt. I can access data on my computer at any time regardless of internet access. I can have confidence in my own backup regime and the ability to recall data at any time. And I can control the software I install to grant access to this data. No cloud provider can yet give me this level of confidence. Lastly, I am not subject to the arbitrary changes of conditions that the providers of such service are likely to impose.
scottm99999
on Aug 30, 2011
@forkieboy, Excellent points...and I agree whole-heartedly! Cloud vendors have yet to prove to me the confidentiality, integrity, and availability triangle of their services. Too many unknowns right now, and too many points of failure.
scottm99999
on Aug 30, 2011
@Meh, Hmm...I can see the advantages of cloud in the examples you gave. It gives me the creeps to think about large amounts of data living outside the company LAN. Remote workers with mobile devices is one thing (we maintain tight control over those), but the cloud is something else altogether. Definitely need to research more before making any decisions.
infiniteloop
on Aug 30, 2011
@Forkieboy and R: I agree with both of you. Surely it would be much better to have all your Apps and files on a device and backed up, but have all your info pushed seamlessly to other devices of your choice. You know, rather like iCloud will. Microsoft's embarrassing Office 365 outage the other week shows how committed to reliability they are. http://thenextweb.com/microsoft/2011/08/17/microsofts-office-365-suffers-from-widespread-outage/
infiniteloop
on Aug 30, 2011
@R: To be honest, I don't think the cloud ever will be. There are just too many variables and unseen happenings. The recent Office 365 outage should act as a massive warning against it's use.

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